![]() It presents the road trip aspect as a jaunty background to a text adventure of sorts, where any survivors in your party will bicker and chatter in-between scenarios popping up. The dude was dressed as Jason Voorhees.ĭeath Road to Canada is a roguelike pixel art game set in the post-apocalyptic ruins of America, and the objective is clear head for the supposed safety of Canada by car or on foot, and face many trials and tribulations along the way. At least, in that case, I should have seen it coming. ![]() Or they might even be a murdering son of a bitch. The downside is they’re another mouth to feed, and they might be really shit at fixing cars or talking to people. The upside is they’re another pair of hands to get dirty smashing undead skulls in as you go on supply runs. Each stranger can become an ally, but you rarely know just how useful they’ll be for the group until you’ve spent time with them. RocketCat Games’ Death Road to Canadais a game that poses the initial question of every stranger you meet on the road to Canada in a zombie apocalypse. At least they’d be making it easy to not pick them for any post-apocalyptic survival plans because being an arsehole is one qualification we don’t need to be auditioning for. Surely the pure idea of a crunchy peanut butter sandwich on white bread cannot be tainted? Surely it wouldn’t culminate in a radical group that completely misses the point of the thing they’re following? What if they swear blind it should be smooth on a rice cake or some other ghastly combination? Only an immoral dickhead would get the roots of a religious belief all wrong just because it suits their fucked up needs. ![]() As time passes, the original vision would become clouded by greed and ignorance. Of course, this would lead to a debate about which is the superior peanut butter type (chunky, obviously) and there would be warring factions each declaring their own ideals are the one true peanut butter solution. That’s the society I want to build in the charred ruins of humanity. Probably also pitch my name in to go on special expeditions to find more peanut butter and bread. ‘What skills would I bring to a post-apocalyptic world?’ Naturally, it’s a fine time for the medically-trained, folks with survival experience, those with high fitness levels, and skilled negotiators will get plenty of practice bartering for a can of congealed meat with sociopathic bandits.Īs for me? I’m offering my services as the chief maker of peanut butter sandwiches. It’s a question I’m sure we’ve all pondered. The Lottery of Making Friends on the Death Road to Canada
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